OLD ENGLISH CRABMEAT APPETIZERS (VERY EASY)
Ingredients :
1 (6 ounce) can crabmeat, drained
1/4 cup butter, softened
1 tablespoon mayonnaise
1 dash garlic powder
1 dash salt
1 dash pepper
1 (8 count) package English muffins
Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees.
2. Loosely combine all ingredients except English muffins in bowl.
3. Split muffins & spread mixture onto each English muffin half then arrange face up onto baking sheet.
4. Bake 20 minute until toasted/bubbling. When slightly cooled, cut each muffin into 4 pieces and serve.
Note on the Crabmeat Appetizers:
We could not find Kraft Old English Cheese Spread, so we used Philadelphia Cream Cheese Spread instead. The appetizers were fairly bland, so it would be advisable to add more spice (whatever strikes you) to make it more appetizing. None of us would remake this recipe, however.
ROAST BEEF and YORKSHIRE PUDDING
Ingredients (Roast Beef):
50g / 2oz beef dripping
However you serve Yorkshire Pudding there are two essentials to remember when cooking them:
- A HOT oven
- VERY hot fat covering the floor of the cake tin / tray where they are cooked.
Ingredients:
1 large egg
A large pinch of salt
150ml / 5oz water
150ml / 5oz milk
Beef dripping or cooking fat
1. Heat the oven to 180ºC / 350ºF / gas mark 4.
2. Put the joint of beef into a shallow baking tray or tin.
3. Season the meat to taste with a little salt or a sprinkle of rosemary or a little black pepper.
4. Melt half of the beef dripping and pour over the meat and seasoning.
5. Place in the middle of the oven for 70 minutes.
6. After 70 minutes, keep the meet in the oven, but turn up the heat to 220ºC / 425ºF / gas mark 7.
7. Pour the remainder of the beef dripping into a cake baking tray (The type of baking tray used to make small cakes / muffins). Put the tray, with a little bit of dripping in each of the depressions in the tray, into the oven for 3 minutes or until you see the dripping smoke.
8. Remove from the oven and pour 2 tablespoons of the Yorkshire Pudding batter (see below for batter recipe) into each cake depression and bake for 15 to 20 minutes in the same oven as the beef.
9. 10 minutes after you have taken out the cooked Yorkshire puddings you can take out the beef. Leave to stand another 10 minutes to allow to cool a little before carving.
YORKSHIRE PUDDING MIXTURE (BATTER):
(This will make about 6 or so puddings).
1. Sift the flour into a large bowl
2. Break the egg into the centre of the heap of flour.
3. Mix the water and the milk together in a jug. Pour the mixture slowly onto the flour and egg. As you start to pour the water/milk slowly beat the mixture together with a whisk. Add the salt and continue to beat. The puddings will be lighter if the batter includes a little air.
4. Once all the ingredients have been beaten together leave to stand, covered by a cloth, for 40 minutes or so.
5. Now you are at 'step 8' in the main cooking method. Your oven should be very hot and your tray for the puddings very hot.
Ingredients:
50g or 2oz of beef dripping (or use about ¾ cup of juices from cooked beef).
1 finely chopped onion
2 large rashers of bacon that has had its rind removed
2 tablespoons of dry sherry
2 tablespoons vinegar
1 finely chopped carrot
50g or 2 oz plain flour
1 bouquet garni
1 tablespoon tomato puree
600ml or 1 pint of beef or lamb or pork stock (use stock cubes).
1 teaspoon of coarse ground black pepper
Directions:
1. Chop the bacon into small pieces.
2. Melt the dripping in a saucepan and keep it liquid.
3. Now add the onion pieces, bacon pieces and carrot pieces and fry in the dripping in the saucepan until the onions are light brown. This should take about 10 minutes maximum on a medium heat.
4. Add the sherry and the vinegar and simmer for 3 to 4 minutes.
5. Carefully blend in the flour, adding a little at a time to prevent lumps forming, and stir until this mixture goes brown. This will take about 10 minutes.
6. Pour in half of the stock, stirring all the time. Keep heating on a medium heat and keep stirring until the mixture starts to thicken.
7. Bring the mixture to the boil and add the bouquet garni leaving the pan to simmer on a low heat for 30 minutes. Stir occasionally.
8. Stir in the tomato puree, the other half of the stock and the pepper. Add salt to taste.
9. When you are happy with the taste then strain through a gauze or plastic (never a metal) sieve to remove any lumps / the garni / carrot and onion pieces.
10. Let the resulting gravy stand in a dish or gravy boat and pour off any fat or grease from the surface. Keep warm (do not cook) and place in the gravy boat for serving at the table.
PORT AND PRUNE FOOL
Ingredients:
15½ ozs (439 g) sized tin of prunes, without stones
4 tablespoons of Port
2 ozs (50g) soft brown sugar
A pinch of grated nutmeg
Chopped nuts for decoration
Serves 4.
Method:
1. Whip the double cream until it is stiff.
2. Drain any syrup from the prunes then chop them into small pieces.
3. Fold the chopped prunes into the cream, then add the brown sugar and the port.
4. Fold in a pinch of nutmeg to taste.
5. Spoon the mixture into chilled individual serving glasses and sprinkle with chopped nuts - but just before you start your meal.
6. Keep cool until you are ready to serve.
Note on the Port and Prune Fool:
- Some felt the movie started a bit too slowly and were waiting for it to get cohesive and though it did, it was not enough to save the movie
- Many thought the movie was too perfect, too clichéd; there was a feeling that we had seen this movie too many times before; it would have been more successful had the ending been more "realistic" or open-ended
- There was an almost unanimous consensus that from the second half on, the movie completely fell apart and for these reasons:
The voice-over was completely unnecessary; it changed the tone of the film for the worse
The montage with her reading and studying was really bad
The ending was too didactic
When she found out the man's dark secret, the movie disintegrated
- What was the point of the engagement?
Some Redeemable Qualities:
- 7
- 6.5
- 3
- 6.5
- 5
- 4.5
- 8